Plague of the Ladybugs

To all of you who live in my city, I’d like to let you know that the ladybugs are back. Or rather, they’re coming back. And they’re coming back in huge numbers. An entire wall of my school was covered in the red-and-black insects, and many had found their way inside by the end of the day. Will they stay? Will they leave? I don’t know. Insectophobes, beware! Insectophiles, rejoice!

I’ll keep you posted.

The Arboretum

I went to the Arboretum yesterday and took around two hundred and fifty pictures. Here are the best eighteen. One of my favorites is below -

I’m sorry for the low resolution - I can’t upload tons of photos at high resolution under the free account restrictions. Enjoy! Please comment, here or on my Flickr account!

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Harry Potter News - Finally!

After a long break in Harry Potter related splendiferousness after the release of the 7th book and 5th movie, Rowling has finally provided us with new news relating to the series. HOWEVER, the following text DOES CONTAIN A SPOILER! PLEASE DO NOT READ IT UNLESS YOU HAVE FINISHED THE SERIES!

Here’s an excerpt from an article from the Guardian Unlimited (of course it’s in white - highlight it to see, but SPOILER ALERT!) -

The author replied: ‘My truthful answer to you…I always thought of Dumbledore as gay.’ The audience reportedly fell silent - then erupted into prolonged applause.

So there you have it. I wonder what the Potter-haters-turned-lovers will think now…

People Are Actually…Serious?

Yes. Finally, a candidate I would vote for. Sad to say, Colbert’s may only be a mock candidacy. Although, to be honest, he’s probably the most likeable candidate out there. His ratings are respectable (unlike the current president’s, who, we are constantly reminded, has a lower approval rating than herpes), and yet, he speaks to Bush’s fans in the language of truthiness, one they can understand. So if Colbert were to run, he’d actually have a pretty good chance of winning.

Sit up and pay attention to Colbert campaign

I’m beginning to consider whether or not there’s a chance that I might decide to think about even imagining if Colbert did remotely well in the primaries. He’s not a politician, he has no political experience, and no real-time qualificiation to become our president. Why would anybody vote for him? Would you? Why not?

BigDay!

It’s a big day for me in the blogosphere! First of all, The Discombobulator now has over 500 hits! Second of all, the esteemed blog RealClimate has accepted my comment on their recent post. Their post pertains to the British judge’s ruling about the showing of An Inconvenient Truth in public schools, and my comment relates very much to one of my previous posts.

What else makes this a big day? Today is the second day of Stephen Colbert’s official candidacy! Truthiness and justice for all…

…really, what is Colbert thinking? If he’s just doing this for kicks, well, is our political system really a playground? Is he actually going to take this seriously? Which candidate is he really trying to draw votes away from? What do you think?

I’ll post more on this as it develops.

Words for Rice

My friend stumbled across this great site a few days ago, and I thought I’d show it to you. It’s called FreeRice. You answer vocabulary questions, and for each question you answer correctly, a company pays  for 10 grains of rice to be donated to someone…probably someone in a third world country. So far, I’ve donated 2050 grains of rice! I’ll keep my running total on the “About” page. Remember, a small amount of effort can make a huge difference! I got 1500 grains in about 10 minutes! Enjoy!

Free Stuff!

No, these won’t give you viruses. No, I’m not trying to spam you. I was just amazed by the quality of free programs and music online. So, just as a little treat, here are six of my favorite free (downloadable) things online -

Graphics Programs
Apophysis - a fracal creating program which allows you to modify randomly-generated flames to create amazing patterns. Here are some I’ve created -

DAZ Studio
- a 3D posing suite which allows you to position and animate various 3D models. The program itself comes with a few basic ones, and you can download more (some are even free!) off their website.

Terragen - a 3D photo-realistic landscape creating program. Here’s a landscape I’ve created with it -


Music
Jonathan Coulton - many of his songs are available online for free, and all are under a Creative Commons license!

Tom Smith - many of his songs are also available online for free, and they’re all also copyrighted under a Creative Commons license!

To Touch the Stars: A Musical Celebration of Space Exploration - five full-length songs from this CD are available straight from the publisher!

Coulter and Climate

Surprisingly, neither of the news articles I’ll be commenting on were reported today. ” Coulter: Christians as ‘Perfected Jews’ ” appears under the date of October 11, 2007, while “Gore and U.N. Panel Win Peace Prize for Climate Work” appears under the date of October 13, 2007. Whoever invented the time machine to allow that article to be written should win the Nobel Prize in physics!

I’ll start off with the article about Coulter. All quotes are from the New York Times article here.

“We just want Jews to be perfected,” Ms. Coulter said, explaining why she thinks a Christian America would be ideal.

That’s the meat of the article, if you can call it that. Her viewpoint, summed up in one sentece. Cheery, ‘aint it?

Pressed to elaborate, she said, “People were happy. They’re Christian. They’re tolerant. They defend America.”

Is Ms. Coulter aware that, according to the CIA World Factbook, 2007 edition, 10% of our country is non-religious? Is she also aware that 2% are either Muslim or Jewish? That’s a whopping 12% of our country right there who are not Christian.

Let’s continue, shall we?

Ms. Coulter: No. I’m sorry. It [the comment about perfecting Jews] is not intended to be. I don’t think you should take it that way, but that is what Christians consider themselves: perfected Jews. We believe the Old Testament. As you know from the Old Testament, God was constantly getting fed up with humans for not being able to, you know, live up to all the laws. What Christians believe — this is just a statement of what the New Testament is — is that that’s why Christ came and died for our sins. Christians believe the Old Testament. You don’t believe our testament.

Mr. Deutsch: You said — your exact words were, “Jews need to be perfected.” Those are the words out of your mouth.

Ms. Coulter: No, I’m saying that’s what a Christian is.

Mr. Deutsch: But that’s what you said — don’t you see how hateful, how anti-Semitic –

Ms. Coulter: No!

Ms. Coulter is missing something here. If she thinks Christians are perfected Jews, then she thinks that Christians are better than Jews, by definition. What isn’t anti-semeitc about that? Also, I have one final point for Ms. Coulter to consider - Muslims believe (as far as I know, please correct me if I am incorrect) that the Old and New Testaments are…you can say, “accurate” holy books (though some Muslims belive that they have been altered by men), but the Koran is the most accurate, the most, you could say, “updated” version. If Ms. Coulter was a Muslim, would she consider herself a perfected Christian? And why doesn’t she consider Muslims “perfected Christians?”

On to the second article, also found in the New York times here.
Here’s a short excerpt -

OSLO, Oct. 12 — Former Vice President Al Gore, who emerged from the 2000 presidential election debacle to devote himself to his passion as an environmental crusader, was awarded the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday, along with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, a United Nations network of scientists.

The Norwegian Nobel Committee praised both “for their efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge about man-made climate change.”

I’ve already talked about global warming (or lack thereof) in a different post, so I won’t get all science-y here. I’m just going to say that I think it’s horrendous that we’re giving a Nobel Peace Prize to somebody who has openly lied to the public and produced no formal apoplogy (that I know of). Apart from that, what is one of his solutions? Carbon offsets! Allow me to explain briefly - you can make as many environmentally harmful decisions as you want, as long as you spend a certain amount of money on environmentally free programs. So rich people (…Gore?) can continue to do whatever they’re doing, while the middle / lower class are the ones struck. Not only that, but according to an article publiced at WorldNetDaily, found here, the company that gets the money from Gore’s “carbon offests” is…no, let me show you a quote -

Al Gore defends his extraordinary personal energy usage by telling critics he maintains a “carbon neutral” lifestyle by buying “carbon offsets,” but the company that receives his payments turns out to be partly owned and chaired by the former vice president himself.

Something about this dooesn’t sound right. Gee, I can’t figure out what it is!

For those of you who have commented before, yes, that is sarcasm.

I’m Sorry, Thank You, and Two by Fours

I’ll begin by apologizing. I’ve been both busy and sick over the past few days, which explains the momentary hiatus my blog has been experiencing.

I’ll continue by thanking you. People have actually been talking about my blog! That’s great! That means I’ve moved beyond the realm of the internet and into (perhaps?!) reality! Thank you!

Now for the substance of this post.

Have you ever wondered why two by fours aren’t actually two inches thick and four inches wide? Instead, they are (around) 1 1/2 inches chick and 3 1/2 inches wide!

According to wiseGeek, two by fours are actually two by four at one point in their milling process. The planks are measured, cut, and then run thorugh a machine called a planer. The planer cuts off rough or imperfect edges, and this sometimes means cutting as much as a half an inch of wood off of the plank!

However, before the paner was used, two by fours were actually two inches thick and four inches wide. If you were to tear down a hundred year old home, you would find almost perfect two by fours. That’s why, when you go to the store, a plank being 1 1/2 inches thick and 3 1/2 inches wide is called a two by four - the name was first used to describe planks that were actually two inches by four incehs, and the name stuck, despite the fact that the milling process changed.

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